New Diseases

New people are nearly always insufferable. I hate the way they come in and try and be a big personality so you’ll accept them quicker. If they came in and just shut up and did their work it’d be fine. Ask a few questions, whatever. But don’t come in and be needy and require constant re-assurance. It reminds me of the time there were two new girls at school, one of them fucked a teacher and he got the sack and put on whatever the sex offenders register was called at the time. The other new girl then made up that had slept with another teacher because she felt like the teacher fucker was getting all the attention. But then they found out that really the girl was lying and she got expelled, but her parents appealed so she was let back in. And then the first new girl smashed her face in with triple clamps in chemistry and mr errity went apeshit.

New people are wankers.

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