My Body

Seriously annoyed with this ulcer now, would post a photo, but you might catch it, it’s definately that violent. It’s as big as a 5p piece, I measured it with a 5p piece last night. Thing keeps me awake at night, keep waking up with it stuck to my teeth. Anbesol is amazing for about 20 minutes after you put it on, until it wears off. So painful to apply though, made me want to punch the floor earlier. Nearly cried. I wonder why it stings so much? It is 60% alcohol I guess.

My knees are also hurting in the worst kind of way. Scored twice last night, which was lovely, we won 5-3 I think. Everything else I did on the pitch was a sack of shit. That’s not totally true, I put some great through balls in, bagged a hat-trick of assists, but we could have won by 20 goals if my final ball was a little better. That sounds big headed, I don’t mean it like that, what I mean, obviously, is that the rest of the team were playing really well, but I was the weak link.

Except one dude who called for it, so i passed it to him, and he actually jumped over it and then muttered “should have passed to feet”. Mental.

Anyway, my knees are like, bleeding. So sore. 3 hours of football only, how do pro’s cope? I guess by not playing on hard surfaces. Will definately drop one evening now the season is starting, can’t play four times a week, the wife will go apeshit and the knee’s will be even more unimpressed.

Dickhead body sometimes.